PATHAN ko ek jadoo ka chiragh mila Us ne us ko ragra to ek JIN nikla

Jin ne kaha:
Teen khuwahishen batao

Pathan:
1_ Khobsorat aalishan ghr ho..

Ghr aa gaya

Pathan:
2_ Ghr main bht ameer log rehte hon.

Log aa gaye!

Pathan:
3_ Ab is ghr main hum ko chokidar

Don't Read If U R Immature, Seriously.
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Why do we sleep in school,
But stay awake through a 3 hour movie?
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Why are we so bored when we look at the Quran,
But find it easy to read other books?
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Why is it so easy to ignore a religious sms
Yet we forward the nasty o

Aap ko pata hai k
"PAKISTAN"
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"subha" ho rahi hai
(uth jao)
Gud Morning!

1 admi apne bete k liye aisa ROBOT laya jo jhoot bolne pr THAPPAR marta tha

Beta: papa aj me school ni jaonga mery sar me dard hy
(phatakh)

Bap: dekha! Tu ne jhot bola is liye tje saza mili, main jb tere jitna tha to kbi jhot ni bolta tha
(phatakh)

Wife (hanste huey

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Masjid wichun 3 Lotay Fir Gaib Ny,
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Meri Rooh Niklne wali ho gi

Meri Sans Bikhrne wali hogi

Phir Daman Zindgi ka Chotay ga

Phir Dhaga Sans ka Tootay ga

Phir ham se koi na roothe ga

Phir ankhon main noor na ho ga

Dil gam se choor na ho ga

Us pal tum ham ko thamo ge

Hamain dil se apna piy

Kehte hain usay shehr k sub log masiha,

Wo shakhs mere dard se anjaan sa Q hai

Be- adal hi hoti rahi yahan pyar ki taqseem,

Is mulk me pyar ka fuqdaan
Sa Q hai

Izhar K bawajood b wo mjko muyassar nahi to phr,

Seenay me us se pyar ka toofan sa Q hai

Jo hum

Urooj Par Hai Tumhara Mausam,
Khizan Mein Tum Ko Khareed Len Ge.

Bano Ge Hum Se Reham K Taalib,
Na Tum Ko Mo'qa Mazeed Den Ge.

Adaa K Qissay Huey Purane,
Jafa Ka Mausam Khatam Hi Samjho.

Karen Ge Tum Se Hisaab Jaana,
Na Tum Ko Mohlat Mazeed Den Ge.

Wafa K Lala