1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

Aaj mere pass

Mobile hy

Number hy

Charger hy

Battery hy

Balance hy

Tumhare pass kiya hy?

Hy koi msg?

To bhej do

Agar nahi to

Mobile bech do.

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Ek Bahu Thi
Padosi Pe Line
Marti Thi


Saas Ne Dekha
Fir Bhi
Kuch Na Boli


Pucho Kyun??


Kyunki..
SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI!!!

Plz Wait


I Want 2 Take Ur Photo
SMILE Plz


Clik


Got....


Developing....


Plz Wait.....


Processing....


BHOOT Ka Kabhi Photo Ata Hai Kya?

Shakespear said,

Love me,

or

Hate me,

both r in my favour.

If u love me i'l alwz b in ur Heart.

If U hate me i'l alwz b in ur Mind.

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the

bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to

run away

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The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

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Boy friend is fun,

&

Husband is gun,





Boy friend is light of moon,

&

Husband is month of june,





Boy friend is tooty fruity,

&

Husband is qismat phooti.

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