Lady Teacher: Zero main 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?
Girl: Chup rahi!
Teacher (Gussy se): Jawab do
Zero mai 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?
Girl: Miss Bht Dard hota hy.

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Y

Lady Teacher : Bacho meri nermi ka fahida na utaho mai kabhi naram hoti hon to kabhi sakht bhi hoti hon. Student : Miss ap to bilkul meri 'LULLI' jaisi hain.

Kisi ko kisi se muhabbat
Nahi hoti..
FARAZ
Log wafa k nam pe muft chummiyan lety hain or mammy dabate hain.
Veena malik interview dety dety ro pareen

VEENA MALIK, Taxi Driver Se:
Model Town chlo Ge..?
Driver: Jee Haan.
VEENA: Kya Lo Ge..?
Driver:
Ghareeb Banda Hoon Behn Jee, Paisay hi Loon Ga.